Change your Password

Attempting to Set A New Password:

Website: Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one.
 
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.
 
User: OK, roses

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: OK, pretty roses

Website:Sorry you must use at least one number.

User: OK, 1 pretty rose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

User: OK, 1prettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1f$#*ingprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

User: OK, 1f$#*INGprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: OK, 1Ff$#*prettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1F$#*prettyroseshovedupyourarseifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightf$#*ingnow

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

What the?

It's only the brightest that get the joke - when the PC gives you a message like this......

.....and one reads this aloud and then lifts said PC into the air while exclaiming 'well that didn't work did it!"

Truth

Interesting fact: 

• the average PC owner spends 50 hours a year troubleshooting.
• the average Mac owner spends 5 hours a year.

It's too LATE I gotta Mac!

http://youtu.be/t3h6kOLYGtI

PC Humour

Caller :  Hi, our printer is not working.. 

Customer Service:  What is wrong with it? 

Caller :  Mouse is jammed. 

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you fool! 
Caller:  Mmmmm??.. Oh really?... I will send a picture....

Manicure anyone?

hope you had a nice break