Ahhh the beauty of Windows...or NOT!

Nuff said!

Change your Password

Attempting to Set A New Password:

Website: Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one.
 
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.
 
User: OK, roses

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: OK, pretty roses

Website:Sorry you must use at least one number.

User: OK, 1 pretty rose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

User: OK, 1prettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1f$#*ingprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

User: OK, 1f$#*INGprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: OK, 1Ff$#*prettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1F$#*prettyroseshovedupyourarseifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightf$#*ingnow

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

What the?

It's only the brightest that get the joke - when the PC gives you a message like this......

.....and one reads this aloud and then lifts said PC into the air while exclaiming 'well that didn't work did it!"

Truth

Interesting fact: 

• the average PC owner spends 50 hours a year troubleshooting.
• the average Mac owner spends 5 hours a year.

It's too LATE I gotta Mac!

http://youtu.be/t3h6kOLYGtI

PC Humour

Caller :  Hi, our printer is not working.. 

Customer Service:  What is wrong with it? 

Caller :  Mouse is jammed. 

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you fool! 
Caller:  Mmmmm??.. Oh really?... I will send a picture....

Manicure anyone?

hope you had a nice break

My kinda pacman!

All I want for Christmas....

think about it....

Hilarious Internet Support call

Funny comedian with internet help line....and so goddamn true it's freaky! Click the image!

Amazing comparison

I think most PC's can still be likened to a dead fish.....

Click the image to see the video!

Clever Name

You know you ♥ your Apple when....

You know you ♥ your Apple #1 when....your windows only part searches and replaces details on a template WTF???.....but on your MAC it does the required action for EVERYTHING on the template!

A bit of a giggle

There are three engineers driving a car across country, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer from Microsoft.
The car breaks down out in the middle of the desert. They start arguing about what is wrong with the car and how to fix it.
The chemical engineer says, "maybe the fuel solidified somewhere in the engine, let's flush it and see if that works".
The electrical engineer says "no, no, no, it's obviously a short in the wiring because the air conditioner wasn't working".
Then the software engineer says "why don't we close the windows, open them again and see if it starts?"

Wipe with a Smile!

I could easily have used this today